Free Lyrics 2026

Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen

Transcribed by a fan


M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
M2: "whoa,do you smell that skunk"
All: "yeah
M2: "you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up"
[all agree]
M3: "it kinda reminds me of smelling weed"
[all agree]
M1: "hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy"
[all agree]
M2: "it reminds me of smelling an ass"
[all agree]
M4: "it reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass"
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: "hey, screw you guys i am who i am deal with it"

M1: "i'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo"
M3: "oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man, those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that"
[all agree]
M1: "hey, it reminds me of that girl i met last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those things, she was unbelievable"
[all agree]
M2: "hey, it reminds me of that rich girl i went out with and when her dad went out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi"
[all agree]
M3: "it also reminds me of the time i saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off, and i just stood there at his big beutiful hai
Lls flopping around, holy geez i wanted to lick em'"
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: "i hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' that"

M2: "i always knew that guy was a little wierd"
M1: "hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome"
M2: "it reminds me of the time i used to work in a pizza place"
M1: "it reminds me of my first date with this girl named ginger, i took her to a pizza place"
M2: "hey, it also reminds me of the time i ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck me in the ass in front of his kids"
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: "hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it"

M1: "man they were all crazy, hey, what's that"
Cow: "moo"
M1: "oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh"
[car chrashes]

"hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddy's have fooled around with a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the
."